there is this thing called Battlecam
it’s a website where random people can “cam up”
and try and become “internet famous”
in a relatively short amount of time
by talking shit, telling jokes, telling stories,
pulling pranks, getting drunk
and being obnoxious and ridiculous
i like to go there when i’m bored
and watch the Battlecammers (and the trolls
in the accompanying chat room)
go at each other.
sometimes, i troll too but mostly
i lurk and process
some Battlecammers stay on cam for hours
most are not entertaining in the least
but this guy is
his name is BTF and he’s a 500 pound
white rapper from Seattle
he’s smart, funny and he’s decent at
spitting out the freestyle rhymes
whatever the fuck that means